his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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