Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
