A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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