I CAN MOONWALK!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
fuck your aforementioned shoe
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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