im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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