just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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