it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Randomize
