Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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