Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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