holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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