i was born a porn star she said
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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