Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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