If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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