She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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