dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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