I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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