We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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