my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
