Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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