is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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