you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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