I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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