Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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