Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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