so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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