I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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