Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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