So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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