How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Shame is for Republicans.
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