Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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