My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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