The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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