Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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