I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
