People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
