they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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