its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
being pregnant is like rehab
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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