Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
they're like a gay fantastic four
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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