i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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