he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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