just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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