If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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