I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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