Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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