is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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