It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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