doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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