i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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