My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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