so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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