and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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