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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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