That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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