ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
