You just made me feel so damn special
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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